Northern Carnies

Blog of the Week

2009-02-28T06:22:00.000-08:00

Post Secret is by far one of my all time favourite blogs. PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where peoplemail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard.

It's updated every Sunday so please keep checking it out; http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, juicy!!!

I have to admit that I do this too, except that whilst I look like I'm listening to my Ipod it's actually turned off and I'm listening to you instead!

Yeah, me too..

lol, this reminds me of a couple of people...

I resent not having wealthy parents.

Good call.

I know where I'm going to try this one at.

My own PostSecret: The other day I found myself berating a spider, in my most authoritive voice and advising it on the merits of relocation from my bathroom.

Film of the Week

2009-02-28T05:34:00.000-08:00

This is an oldie but a goodie and everyone should watch it!

You'd guess that this wouldn't be much of a girly film but an extremely girlie friend of mine, whom I forced to watch it, sat there crying her eyes out and really enjoyed it.

It's got something for everyone - the most incredible fighting sequences ever, beatuiful sets, clothing and scenery and a brilliant plot. Personally I think it's best with subtitles so you get the authenticity but the dubbing ain't so bad.

It's even got the Tarentino stamp of approval. I'd urge you to watch it even if this is not your fave genre.

And a trailer...

People I Hate This Week

2009-02-28T05:18:00.001-08:00

The Slutty Ass Old Bags AKA The Pussy Cat Dolls

Right, so let me get this straight...if I flash my twinkie for $1 a go some wankers gonna 'discover' me and give me a record contract, even though I sound like a dying frog...

Not only were these girls strippers (which is fair enough) but they decided the way forward was to subject the world to possibly one of the most offensive songs ever...'Don't Cha'

This shit ass song offended the fuck out of me, I am a girlfriend, I am hot and I am nothing like you sluts and if my boyfriend 'wished I was 'hot' like you' he would find himself naked in a skip with no balls and a hole where his kidneys used to be (I've heard you can sell em on Ebay...).

They might as well have put don't cha wish your wife was hot like me.... Oh and when they grow up I gather from their lyrics that thier primary objective is to have boobies...

Dirty evil sluts, anyways I hate em soo...

Fuck you Pussy Cat Dolls!

And to be perfectly honest I would much rather listen and watch these guys!

Go on girls!

What the cast of Lost Don't want you to know!

2009-02-26T16:37:00.000-08:00

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The Top 3 Harshest of Harsh Punishments by the Greek Gods.

2009-02-26T16:23:00.000-08:00

So, we all know that the Greek Gods were hard as nails but maybe some of the punishments they dealt out were a bit on top, take the following three tales for example;

IO -

Zeus liked to play the field. One of the hunnies he liked to mess with was a slammin’ betty named IO. One day they were getting it on, when Zeus’ jealous wife (Hera) rolls up on them. Not wanting to get caught, Zeus quickly turned IO into a cow. Hera wasn’t completely fooled though so she demanded the cow as a gift.

Her Punishment - Poor IO really didn’t do anything wrong. Sure she was grabbing her ankles for Zeus, but what would’ve happened if she had said no? Exactly. Eventually Zeus decides he wants her back so he gets Hermes to kill Argus (who was gaurding IO in her cow state). The now very jealous (and bat shit crazy) Hera just became more upset and had a gadfly chase down IO, stinging her in the ass, so she could never rest again.

Arachne -

Archne was a weaver, and a damn good one. Like many people who become the best at something, she slowly started to develop a monster ego. She even went so far as to tell people that she could out weave Athena (the goddess of wisdom and war as well as the weaving arts). Athena gets pissed, disguises herself, and challenges Archne to a ‘weave off’. Arachne weaves up several portraits of the gods displaying infidelity (oops). Although the tapestry was flawless, it sent Athena into a rage.

Her Punishment - Athena (now pissed) completely destroys Arachne’s work, and touches her forehead. Doing so instilled the notion of guilt upon her. This sent Arachne into a depression and eventually she hanged herself. Now feeling bad that Arachne had off’d herself, Athena decides to bring her back to life…as a fucking spider.

Actaeon -

Actaeon was a hunter who spent his days chasing wild life with his hound dogs. One afternoon he was hunting in the woods when he stumbled across Artemis who was bathing. Like any heterosexual male, he took a moment to admire her cans.

His Punishment - Artemis didn’t like the fact that she was being stared at by a nobody, so she cursed him with forbidden speech. Talking would result in a shape shift. Basically he had to shut the fuck up for the rest of his life or he would turn into a deer. Sadly, he couldn’t keep quiet long and he tried to call out to his hunting party. Upon doing so, he was turned into a stag and ripped to pieces by his own dogs. Pretty steep fine for accidentally stumbling across a set of tits.

The majority of this was written by Jason and pilfered from his original post here; http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/02/8-overkill-punishments-dished-out-by-greek-gods/

Creative and Strange Adverts of the Day

2009-02-26T15:58:00.000-08:00

Crazy creative advertising;

Random Video of the Day!

2009-02-25T10:28:00.000-08:00

I' so sorry but i had to put this up, excrutiating as it is!

Crush Of The Week - Sorry boys, this one is ladies only!

2009-02-23T08:53:00.000-08:00

Ladies, let me introduce you to Mr David Gandy, Essex born and model for D&G.

He wishes he was as hot as my bloke but he's not, nearly though...

No, you come here bitch!

I'd of never been able to get away with this on the fella's website!

Videos Of The Week

2009-02-23T08:37:00.000-08:00

1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice!

Originally uploaded by http://www.youtube.com/user/byronfgarcia

This ones good, thank G*d not all Americans are stupid! But um which ones are throwing the stones?

Originally from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

Random Pictures Round Two

2009-02-23T08:14:00.001-08:00

The poor kid never even had a chance...

Marilyn - she was awesome and a size 16 - that would be like size 12 in America, so much for size 0 eh?

If you don't know what the Large Hadron Collider is then you're a fool! I invented it actually, along with speed garage and The Mighty Boosh.

Erm, I'll have the pretend chicken/dog then please.

No one I've shown this one to get it cos they don't know who Pavlov is - try Google!

I'm a ninja and I can do this upside down and back to front!

I love this, 300 rocks and Gerard needs to dress like that all the time!

The Terracotta Army, apparently it's actually three times the size of this, awesome!

Men take note this is why you should never ever wear tight trousers, no, never!

My Top Three Vidoes of 2008 - Better late than never

2009-02-22T09:59:00.000-08:00

These three video's are all very different but are all worth watching...

Blunty (not that I'm a fan)- with the best version of this song ever!

This is Battle at Kruger, which won Best Eyewitness Video on YouTube last year. I know it's really long at 8 mins plus but the ends the best bit, in fact it's all pretty good!

See http://www.BattleAtKruger.com for more info.

OK, so I couldn't think of a third one but this is pretty cool too apart from the awful 80's music, I'm down with them bank robbers though!

"Dailymotion - Chance" a video from titounetsan Chance Comp&hellip

A little something about this blogger!

2009-02-22T03:01:00.000-08:00

OK so everyone seems to be harrassing me to do the whole 25 Interesting Things About Me thing on Facebook, but fuck them cos I'm doing it here instead!

1. I'm somewhat of an intellectual...

2. I like animals...

3. I have a couple of inappropriate tattoos

4. I think inter-racial marriges can sometimes work...

5. I'm Jewish...

6. And I'm hard as nails...

7. I love my goldfish!

8. I'm into hot sex...

9. but I'm not very good at it...

10. I enjoy being in the great outdoors...

11. My boyfriends family and friends love me...

12. I appreciate modern media...

13. Sometimes I get ratty for no apparent reason...erm about once a month...

14. I'm not too sure I want kids...

15. One of my greatest joys in life is a good book....

16. I try to keep Kosher... it's harder than you think...

17. Sometimes I'm not the sharpest tool in the box...

18. I'm against animal testing...

19. I like socialising with the girls....

20. I think all anti-semites are dumb...

21. I'm currently unemloyed so spend most of my day chillaxin...

22. My fella and I are both big Star Wars fans, we have lightsabers and we fight with them....no really, thats true!

23. I'd like to grow my own vegetables...

24. I like Obama's style...

25. I think i might need therapy...

Random Pictures Round One

2009-02-19T07:51:00.000-08:00

Yeah to you too luv!

I'm ready, give it to me baby!!!

One for Jay - Thanks for the convenience eh?

Here, hold this football and no one will notice you're wearing a dress!

Worth a try though eh?

Happy ever after? my arse!

I'm a cowboy!

Great idea, shit tatoo - why get a giraffe? why?

Hey!

Doh!

And you're definitely ugly!!!!

The bears are gonna get ya!

A Beatles wedding cakey..

And so am I...

I know the feeling ....